Day 7

It seems that I've lost a day. The time portal was a disappointment, it lead me right onto the walkway in the front yard, and all the people there seemed really angry that I had gone through the portal......they kept yelling...what do you think you're doing? and why did you do that?....I went back through the portal but it did not work, I'm still in this time.....and now there's a hole under the sink leading to the front yard. Very confusing.....I'm struggling to get the tomato can off my head, I'm completely wrapped in duct tape, and I need to relieve myself. ...... Help....